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wee

Next time take it a step further and give us a greater variety of things to piss on.
Like those food sabotage scenes in Fight Club..

minigames

Eh that was fun, kinda like Wario Ware.

shiney

There's a huge amount of upgrades and sidequests to keep things interesting.
Very little lag considering how much stuff there is on-screen later on.
Haven't found any bugs either.

Very well made in general.

A bit too much stat grinding later on though, this is a shooter, not an RPG!
But I guess that's what makes it unique.

awesome

If you guys can pull together a game like this in just 24 hours, you should do it more often.

extreme

The life-like visuals and realistic background sounds truly capture the spirit of gardening.

Well done.

balls

Awesome game.
Thought it was dead easy at first but now I'm stuck on Very Hard mode.

The graphics were nice and the physics and programming was spot-on.

I think I found a glitch though, after playing for a while some bombs would stay on screen even after being picked up. And I'm pretty sure I wasn't full on bombs either.

Anyhow, would be nice to get NG medals for this, would motivate me to finish Very Hard mode.

too hard

Even I find it too hard and I usually enjoy challenging action games.

Either slow it down a bit, make the later levels shorter, or give us a bit more space between obstacles.
Maybe just give us some better indication of what's coming up.
I often got hit by logs and branches just because they blend in with the background too much.

Had to play on a really slow computer to finish story mode.

Otherwise the plot, graphics and music are all awesome.
I love spearing the farmers, and find the guy's comments funny when you die.

Would be a pretty great game if not for the masochistic difficulty.

tall

Omg it died :(

That was pretty deep, man.

gems

A nice collection of challenging puzzles and platforming action, and a mysterious atmosphere which makes you want to go exploring.

The graphics messing up was neat but also kinda sad cause I didn't want to see them go :(

Only found the first secret so far, it was a real treat.
Gonna have a look for the other two, otherwise I've already collected all the gems and maps.

Also liked your Pigs Fly game, hope to see more games like these two in the future.

sounds

Liked the voice acting, the beer sound effects and the music.

Gameplay seemed a bit glitchy and unbalanced, but I guess that's alright since some of the glitches seem to make the game easier.

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