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Posted by matt-likes-swords - May 7th, 2023


Hey guys.

It’s been nearly a year since the EBF Collection launched on Steam, and we're celebrating with a fanart contest!


To participate in the contest, you can create new fanart of my old games, specifically any of the eight featured in the EBF Collection. These are: Mecha Dress Up Game, Brawl Royale, The Kitten Game, Epic Battle Fantasy 1 and 2, Bullet Heaven, Adventure Story, and Cat Cafe. Make sure to post your final submission in the #contest channel on the EBF Discord Server alongside the contest tag, the name of the art piece, your name/nickname, and a link to your art page. The contest tag is "Collection-Contest-Entry", so just include that in the comment with your submission, so we can find it more easily.


The deadline is Tuesday May 30th at 10PM BST. You can make as many entries as you’d like, but all art must be new, still images (no animations please), your own work, and PG-13 (bonus points for avoiding copyrighted material - we'd prefer if you used the updated characters from the Steam version). The EBF wiki is a good source of references, if you want images and information about characters and enemies.


There is a total of £500 (~$620) to be split between the top entries, as well as Steam or mobile keys to any existing Epic Battle Fantasy games. Cash prizes will be awarded by PayPal or bank transfer. Entries will be judged by me and Ronja (and maybe some others), and winners will be announced within a couple weeks after the deadline.


Let me or Ronja know if you have any questions. (we're easiest to contact on Discord, but you can also message me here on Newgrounds)


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Posted by matt-likes-swords - December 31st, 2022


Hey guys, as is my yearly tradition, here’s a summary of my year, in no particular order.


• Valve sent me a free Steam Deck! I felt like sempai had noticed me. Many of the indie games I wanted to try out didn’t fully work on it, but I eventually had a good time playing The End is Nigh and Everhood on it. It’s comfortable to play for hours at a time, so I give it a big thumbs up, as long as you’re happy with a bit of tinkering. Oh, and most of my games work on it too, to various degrees.


• I finished off and published the Epic Battle Fantasy Collection this year, which involved polishing off my old web games (not fun) and adding a little bit of new content to them (fun). The collection performed reasonably well on Steam, considering the games involved are ancient, and were originally available for free online. Valve gave the EBF series a nice featured spot on launch day, and as expected, EBF5 sold even better than EBFC did!


• I helped my brother build a fence and a pergola, and a lot of planters of various sizes. I also collected a bunch of rocks and logs for his new pond. In return, I got coffee whenever I visited, and some radishes and pumpkins from his garden. It’s gonna look good in a couple of years when his trees grow up!


I built a dog house for Ethel! It was made from recycled materials and is totally over-engineered. It’s incredibly sturdy and nicely embellished. I basically built a very small shed – and next year I’ll build a full-sized shed!


• Me and Ronja started shopping at a big Asian supermarket to try out some good instant noodles, weird mushrooms, sichuan pepper, and other new flavours. They went out of business later this year, but my instant noodles skills have massively improved.


• Me and Ronja went to Finland for an awesome and chaotic wedding, which included a cool barn venue, shenanigans with the bands, and an after party on a boat. We got a cold shortly afterwards (thought it was covid) and spent most of the holiday recovering. I was hit especially hard, and took 3 or 4 weeks to fully recover – half my hearing was gone!


• I bought a bunch of devices for my mobile development work, including a 2015 MacBook, an iPhone 11, and a Samsung S4 Tablet. The MacBook was a pretty good purchase – It runs well for such an old computer, still has USB ports, it’s perfect for my iOS development needs, and it’s also my first ever laptop. I’ve been using the iPhone as my main phone for a few months, and I still haven’t got used to it – I’ll probably go back to Samsung for the next one. And finally, the tablet… was fun to play around with for a few days. Games look good on the larger screen, but it’s too big to hold comfortably in many cases!


• I tried out a lot of mobile games this year. Most were awful and were uninstalled in 5 minutes, but some great ones include the Dadish series, Meow Tower, and Total Party Kill.


• Me and Ronja and Ethel stayed in a cute log cabin on a farm for a couple of nights. It was refreshing to not have electricity, running water, or internet, and to live more deliberately. They did have a gas barbecue though.


• I started going to therapy for depression and anxiety. I thought I had some sort of neurological disease, as my concentration and coordination was somewhat impaired, but it turns out I was probably just stressed out by work, relationship issues, growing old, and the state of the world. I’m a little better now.


• Continued going on small trips around England and Scotland with my dad, to deliver my mum’s paintings to art galleries. Found some interesting beaches in Edinburgh, visited Bamburgh Castle but it was closed due to a storm, and sneaked into a small private castle where a wedding was being planned.


• Me and Ronja started going out for brunch at least once a week, to see new places, try new food, and just get up earlier in the morning. Brought my parents and other close family members along to a couple of my favourite places later on. Previously me and my family have been too cheap to eat out. My favourite discoveries were egg and salmon toast, and pomegranate salad.


• We also had dinner in a few fancy restaurants, but the higher the price the less I enjoyed it, due to the pretentiousness, and the food looking less like food. But I’m willing to try it again on special occasions.


• Visited the Scottish Borders with my friends for a couple of nights – this was a yearly tradition until covid hit. This time it was more tame than previous trips, with earlier nights and more moderate drinking.


• I learned to drive a modern, automatic minivan, which I borrowed from my dad. It was really easy! Big improvement over my 20-year-old, manual Honda Civic. Me and Ronja are now considering buying an automatic car. (and Ronja learned to drive this year!)


• Me, Ronja, Ethel, my brother and his partner stayed in a hobbit hole for four nights in Speyside near Inverness. Very cosy building with a strong nature theme, fireplace, skylight, telescope, bunk beds, traditional construction, wood smell, and good vibes. Luckily we had minimal rain on our visit, and did some easy forest and seashore walks. Also tried a bunch of edibles – I’m into them now.


• I finished off my Android port of Epic Battle Fantasy 5 – it was in Early Access for a long time while I slowly and painfully sorted out some crashes and other issues. I did my best to optimize the performance, but this created a lot of bugs, and in the end, many of these optimizations were not worth the trouble. Lessons learned for next time. But the game’s done fairly well on the Google Play Store so far!


• Once the Android port was finished, porting EBF5 to iOS was fairly quick. It was mostly a case of getting familiar with the iOS ecosystem, and fulfilling a ton of annoying requirements for the App Store. It took less than a month, which ain’t bad, and the game seems to be off to a decent start on the store. With some luck, EBF5 will keep selling reasonably well on both mobile platforms for many years to come, so I have no pressure to work on anything new.


Flash is alive and well. Ruffle can now run some ActionScript 3 games, and AIR is getting regular updates with new features.


• While procrastinating from my mobile ports, I started work on a new hidden object game called Hidden Cats. I wanted to try a different (but still very much Flash) art style, and game mechanics that were focused more on art rather than coding.


• Me and Ronja hosted two Epic Battle Fantasy fan art competitions with cash prizes, and it’s been fun, with a lot of entries being submitted. We’re planning to do more competitions with bigger prizes in the future.


• I continued playing a lot of Age of Empires 2 this year with friends, and also added some Valheim sessions. Both games eat a lot of time!


• Other games I enjoyed this year were Astalon: Tears of the Earth, RUN: The world in-between, It Takes Two, and Hidden Through Time. I’m mostly still playing 2D indie games on my super powerful gaming PC.


• I donated a chunk of money to charities helping in Ukraine, and bought a limited edition war-themed Nintendo 64 Everdrive cartridge. I can save N64 roms on it and play them on a real console, so I played a few games that I never had as a kid, including F-Zero X and Yoshi’s Story. I also played a modded version of Ocarina of Time with quality of life improvements, and Smash Bros Remix, a fantastic mod of Smash Bros 64, which is made so well it feels like an official sequel.


• I started to enjoy shopping for clothes, where as previously I would buy the bare minimum needed to survive, and rely on gifts from family members.


• I finally decorated my bedroom. It’s a tiny room with little natural light, so I figured some fake plants and lighter furniture would help somewhat. Even added a Tiffany-style bedside lamp.


• Visited a lot of antique shops and markets this year, getting decorating ideas for the future. My first time at Glasgow’s infamous Barras market too.


• Me and Ronja have been thinking about features we’d like in our next house, like a double garage, wine cellar/basement, bigger rooms, etc. and we went to view a few houses for fun. We’re not actually planning on moving any time soon though, and thinking about it is more fun than the reality of extra costs and responsibilities.


• I was quite excited that Epic Battle Fantasy 5 was invited to be part of the Yogscast Jingle Jam event – this was the biggest content creator to cover the game. But in the end, it didn’t make any difference to the game’s engagement stats on Steam – much like any other type of game bundle. Helped raise some money for charity I guess.


• Hired a cleaner! No more scrubbing dirty bathrooms for me.


• Ronja’s mum visited us from Finland for New Years! Her and Ethel get along very well.


Here’s a collection of some of our favourite photos from 2022!

And Happy New Year!



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Posted by matt-likes-swords - December 6th, 2022


Hey guys, Epic Battle Fantasy 5 now works on iOS - you can test the beta version through the TestFlight app.

Click here to invite yourself.


The game is pretty much finished except for some native features - cloud saving, in-app purchases, and ads don't work yet.


Oh, and in case anyone is wondering - it's still 100% Flash with vector art graphics, and it runs great. It runs much better than it does on PC! Flash is super optimized on iOS - very underrated fact.


And on Android, the game is already fully released.


The mobile version of the game is the same as the PC version, but has a larger UI, and some quality of life improvements, such as support for 20:9 aspect ratios.


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Posted by matt-likes-swords - May 30th, 2022


Hey guys, the Epic Battle Fantasy Collection just launched on Steam!


The EBF Collection includes Epic Battle Fantasy, Epic Battle Fantasy 2, Bullet Heaven, Adventure Story, Brawl Royale, Mecha Dress Up, The Kitten Game, Cat Cafe, a bunch of prototype games and artwork, and a whopping 150 Steam achievements!


All of the games have been updated with quality-of-life features, such as volume controls, new difficulty options, and other cool stuff. Adventure Story has a bunch of new levels, Bullet Heaven has new playable characters, and Epic Battle Fantasy 2 has new unlockable upgrades!


On top of all that, the 65-track soundtrack is included as a free DLC download!


The game is $8, but there's a 20% launch discount that will be active for one week.

It's also part of the EBF Bundle, which means you can get another 20% off if you buy it with the other EBF games (or already own the rest). EBF4, EBF5 and Bullet Heaven 2 will also be on sale for a week - so it's a good chance to grab the whole series.


If you are a Mac or a Linux user, you can buy the game on Itch.io - the launcher only works on Windows, but the individual games can be opened in a Flashplayer of your choice (there's one included in the download section).


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Posted by matt-likes-swords - May 5th, 2022


Hey guys, @Ronjaw just wrapped up the Epic Battle Fantasy Birthday Fanart contest!


We received an overwhelming amount of entries - over 60 in total - and picked 5 winners and 10 runner ups. I can only put 10 images in this post, so please see the posts on our website, using the two links above. (you really want to see this art in full-size, some of it would make good wallpapers!)


The top 5 entries won some prize money, and the top 15 got two game/soundtrack keys.

Anyway, here's a summary:


1st place £90

Thirteen Years of Epic Battle Fantasy by Lance

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Tied 2nd place £65 & £65

After-Party Gaming by Rocky Birdy

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XIII by Troisnyxiu_627204_877736.webp

4th place £50

Epic Battle Birthday by HallowGazer

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5th place £30

Cake Sighted by LimeHazard

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And here's 5 runner-ups...


Feast for the Eyes by Coldredmeat

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The 13th Supper by Zevskiy

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Happy 13th Birthday for EBF by Metyuu

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Happy Birthday! by NaT

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Cute 13th Celebration by MrGhast

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Posted by matt-likes-swords - April 25th, 2022


Hey guys, the Epic Battle Fantasy Collection Trailer is up on YouTube and the Steam store page is live.

Please wishlist the game and buy it when it comes out.


The EBF Collection will cost $8 and include EBF1, EBF2, Bullet Heaven, Adventure Story, Brawl Royale, Mecha Dress Up, The Kitten Game, Cat Cafe, and a bunch of prototype games and artwork, and 150 Steam achievements! Each game has been updated with quality-of-life features, such as difficulty and accessibility options, and some of them have new content too.


I'm hoping to launch this around the end of May!



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Posted by matt-likes-swords - April 12th, 2022


Hey guys, Ronja is organizing an EBF art contest with prizes, so I'll just copy and paste her post:


May 1st will be the 13th birthday of the Epic Battle Fantasy series and we are going to be celebrating with a fanart contest!


To participate in the contest create EBF fanart with the theme “Birthday” and post it to the #contest channel on the EBF Discord server with the name of the art piece, your name/nickname, and a link to your art page. The deadline is May 1st, and remember to tag your entry with “Birthday-Contest-Entry”. You can make as many entries as you’d like, but all art must be new, yours, and PG-13.


There is a total of £200 (~$260) to be split between the top three entries, as well as Steam or Android keys to any existing Epic Battle Fantasy games. Cash prizes will only be awarded via paypal.


Entries will be judged by Matt and Ronja, and winners will be announced a few days after the deadline.


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Posted by matt-likes-swords - March 25th, 2022


I made a house for my dog!

It probably took around 50 hours. It's built from pallets and other scrap materials, and turned out very heavy.


I learned a lot from this project!


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Posted by matt-likes-swords - March 10th, 2022


Hey Flash devs!


The latest version of AIR/Flash for Desktop has enabled the option to turn off anti-aliasing!

This was a critical feature in the browser version of Flashplayer for improving performance, but for whatever lazy reason, Adobe never cared to include it in the Desktop version. Game devs have been asking Adobe for this feature for 10 years!


HARMAN, the new company which is managing AIR/Flash, added the feature immediately when asked about it.

Flash's customer service has improved dramatically after its death!


Anyway, I'm making this blog post to point out that porting Flash games to Desktop is trivially easy now.

The lack of the "LOW" and "MEDIUM" anti-aliasing options meant that Flash games on Desktop required twice the CPU resources compared to browsers, but now that's no longer an issue. For my games, I had to use very awkward work-arounds to add these anti-aliasing options - it cost me a couple of weeks of work and frustration, and the games still have some bugs because of it.


Any developers following my footsteps will have a much easier job porting their games today.

(feel free to ask me for advice if you want)


Hopefully this doesn't come too late to be useful!


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Posted by matt-likes-swords - January 17th, 2022


Epic Battle Fantasy 5 is up for Early Access on the Google/Android Play Store!


Languages are temporarily disabled while we finish translations, but otherwise the game is 99.9% finished – there should only be a few obscure bugs left, and most languages should be finished in a week or two.


In-app purchases already work correctly. Even the Game Services achievements work!


Save files should persist as long as you don’t uninstall the app – make sure to always update over the existing version. (The current version is 1.15)


You can also transfer your PC save file by copying the contents of a backup .meow file into the password text box. (you’ll probably need to email the text to your other device)


With some luck the remaining stuff will be done in a few weeks, and I can start work on the iOS version.


Please tell your friends about the game!


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