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Matt Roszak
@matt-likes-swords
Age 34, Male
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Glasgow University
Glasgow, UK
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I would suggest going to see the great wall of course. A few pandas, Mao's preserved body, the forbidden city, and the terra cotta warriors. Those would look awesome in Epic 3
Think we've got plans for the first two, I'll see about the rest.
We will miss you, NG will be lonelier while you are gone. :(
But... at least you are going SOMEWHERE. Me, I am still in Australia. >.>
"Any suggestions for cool stuff I should see or buy in HK or Beijing?"
Hmm... visit The Great Wall methinks. Get some real china tea cups. Get more inspiration. Buy 12 months supply of... fish... and green tea. Buy pet fish. Feed pet fish. Get more inspiration. Sleep.
ALSO: "we've got plans"
We? Who is we? :O
We are boring people.
Don't try anything that is still moving after being put on your plate.
I want to eat a kitten.
IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1111!!!
No, sorry dunno what u could buy. See ya & hav a gud time!
See Tianamen Square if possible. Also, see if you can meeet the new head of The Onion (lol).
Go to a cyber coffee and connect Newgrounds.
Go to tienman square and salute to Chairman mao! (Theres a picture of him on the palace)
That would be a great honor.
But I might accidentally do a Nazi salute or something.
HHHHHGGGGG WOLOLO
Say that red china kills freedoms, mao was gay or something.
Who needs freedom when you have slaves.
Bring me sushi.
Assassinate that bastard Mao for me.
But he's a really cool guy!
Miss ya ;D
My friend was in bejing but he forgot to do theese things that you could do: 1.Go to tianamen square and say: Mao wasnt a really nice man! 2.Go to forbidde city and pee in Mao. 3.Go eat a kitten with a dog. (I bet its tasty.)
But I like Mao :(
silence! Mao is cool guy.
things you should do:
1) go to chinese restaurant and eat real chinese food (not this shit we eat in "pseudo-chinese" cafes in our cities)
2) visit Great Chinese Wall (how original)
3) visit Mao.
4) spend your time useful and fun, good.
good luck to ya!
I think the food will kill me.
Smoke some Opium. I hear it's great.
I heard something similar.
There's only one problem from eating real chinese food, it either tastes like cat food or nothing really, I really didn't like 'real' chinese food, yeah it you can down but, it really doesn't have much a zesty flavor, the cat-soup was excellent though...
General Tso's Kitten.
Why waste time in China when you can go to Ethiopia?
Have fun there ;D You should go see the babies people throw at the junk or whatever '-'
Doomsday-One
"Any suggestions for cool stuff I should see or buy in HK or Beijing?"
I hear labour is pretty cheap around there.
Jokes aside, have a good holiday!
It is a holiday, right?
matt-likes-swords
Naw I'm going there to fight the power and meet the tank men.