if you've never done it with an asian, do that. unless you're going with your girl friend/wife or something.
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So ronery :(
Walk around wtih a newgrounds shirt and tell cock jokes about NG
enjoy your polluted toxic smog air.
I'll be here in USA FUCK YEAH enjoying my.. well my polluted toxic smog air.
shut up.
FUCK YAR UMERIKKKA
Say hi to Chun-Li for me. Oh, and look both ways before crossing Tianamen Square
HK is like a japanese city, cept it smells worse imo xD. Still both places got some cool stores, arcades, and the humidity at this time of year is gonna fuck u up >_< Anyways, iv never been to bejing, but as far as HK, i recommend seeing if u can find a certain department store - Sogo. fricken 8 stories of awesome crap. an entire floor of video games, if i remember correctly. good stuff xD anyways, have a good trip
Sogo huh? Sounds like it might be the kind of place I'd be looking for.
In HK xD
i would expect a tourist to see the Great wall of china, a few pandas and the terra cotta warriors.
that would be a great opponent in the next your next "EPIC"game
hope u don't die of some weird disease
"Any suggestions for cool stuff I should see or buy in HK or Beijing?"
Get a wii and some wii games from over there and show them off to your buddies that cant get them yet.
Visit the greatwall
Eat chinese food
Visit those sand soldiers
Join Yakuza
and finally
HAVE FUN AND GET SOME INSPIRATION FOR THE NEXT FLASH!@!#$(!@#$*i
DID YOU MAKE ADVENTUREQUEST?
If you see a red dot on your body, stand still. They need a clear shot to throw your welcome party
get maos little red book its pretty inspiring. WE WISH YOU WELL IN THE RED MOTHERLAND
Make sure to get some Mewgrounds Merchandise.
Knowing China, they probably have cheap knock-off's of Newgrounds stuff.
Popstation anyone?
Did you know the chinese have this invention called the snatch hammer.
Its cool.
if i were you i'd re-enact the tainamnen square massacre:3
-Watch the flag raising ceremony on Tiananmen Square (it starts when the sun rises. Ask in advance at what time the next one will be)
-Go see Mao
-Wangfujing
-Summer Palace
-Restaurant Moscow (in the embassy area)
You can eat awesome food including wine and vodka for roughly 150 RMB per person.
-Go to a INTERNET CAFE to play Red Alert 2. You will see they have added the chinese army which pawns all other units. Their basic unit looks like the navy seal.
-Go on Baidu (Chinese google) type in the names of hollywood movies you would like to watch in the movie section.
-try to look for falun gong and watch your internet browser stop working. Go on the next computer and repeat the process.
buy anything they make every thing over there and cheap as hell ;) there is my suggestion
Here's what you do; go up to a Chinese woman, and tell her you have some tips that will increase the likelihood of giving birth to a boy. Be as creative as possible.
Is that crossing the line?
:O Visit my house XD
Fomortiis-DAP
I would suggest you go see Cantus Buranus II (if they are there while you are there)!