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Total Medals Earned: 3,171 (From 331 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 72,935 Points

Bullet Audyssey

Medals Earned: 17/19 (365/395 points)

It's Over 9000!!!! 5 Points

Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.

Planet Marcury 5 Points

Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.

Planet Sars 5 Points

Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods

Rated E for Everything 5 Points

Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.

OVERCHARGED!!! 10 Points

Reach a max overcharge combo.

Planet Jupitupe 10 Points

Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.

Planet Narpdarp 10 Points

Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.

Planet Satamalat 10 Points

Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.

Disco Fever! 25 Points

Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox

Planet Penos 25 Points

Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.

Planet Plutoo 25 Points

Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.

Save your Home Planet 25 Points

Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.

The Malky Way 25 Points

Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.

Yellow Brick Road 25 Points

Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).

Protecting Qweezleqwozzle from the Scum of the Universe 50 Points

Beat every stage in the game (including credits).

Crown of the Euphony Gods 100 Points

Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Maximum Power 25 Points

Reach the maximum level.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Bullet Heaven

Medals Earned: 32/32 (600/600 points)

Boom 5 Points

Use a bomb for the first time.

Stray Bullets 5 Points

Get killed with no enemies on screen.

500k 10 Points

Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.

Angel Wings 10 Points

Play 10 levels as Natalie.

Bullet Hell 10 Points

Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.

Counter Attack 10 Points

Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.

Gold Farmer 10 Points

Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.

I Like Swords 10 Points

Play 10 levels as Matt.

Killer 10 Points

Kill 3000 enemies in total.

Max Power 10 Points

Fully upgrade all stats

Millionaire 10 Points

Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.

Pew Pew Pew 10 Points

Play 10 levels as Lance.

Power Up 10 Points

Fully upgrade any stat.

Punching Bag 10 Points

Get hit 100 times in total.

Shields On 10 Points

Collect 100 power ups in total.

Shooter 10 Points

Kill 300 enemies in total.

Slayer 10 Points

Kill 10000 enemies in total.

Sniper 10 Points

Kill 1000 enemies in total.

Stars Everywhere 10 Points

Play 10 levels as NoLegs.

Tree Hugger 10 Points

Play 10 levels as Anna.

Ultimate Blade 10 Points

Kill 25 enemies instantly.

Bronze Badge 25 Points

Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.

Bullet Master 25 Points

Complete all bonus levels.

Gold Badge 25 Points

Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.

Pacifism 25 Points

Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.

Perfect Run 25 Points

Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.

Platinum Badge 25 Points

Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.

Silver Badge 25 Points

Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.

The End 25 Points

Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.

3 Heart Challenge 50 Points

Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.

Mass Murderer 50 Points

Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.

Diamond Badge 100 Points

Get A ranks in all 25 levels.

Bullet Heaven 2

Medals Earned: 64/64 (1,200/1,200 points)

Bullet Hell 5 Points

Die with over 999 bullets on screen. Your failure is forgiven this time.

Cheat Codes 5 Points

Unlock all cheats and handicaps. Some of them are really expensive!

Counter Bomb 5 Points

Use a bomb right after getting hit, and avoid the damage. Harder with less bombs and more health!

Don't Do That! 5 Points

Destroy a steel or copper spike ball. Hopefully you'll learn your lesson and try not to do it again!

Overpowered Player 5 Points

Go mad with cheats and reduce your final score multiplier to zero.

Reflector Field 5 Points

Bounce back 100 bullets or more with a single shield item. Fly into those enemy bullets!

Self Destruction 5 Points

Destroy a big bomb and knock out at least 3 enemies with it. Keep a look out for bombs in enemy formations!

Star Power 5 Points

Blow away 300 bullets or more with a single star item. Clear the screen when you need it most!

1M Points 10 Points

Score a mediocre 1,000,000 points or more in any level.

3M Points 10 Points

Score a decent 3,000,000 points or more in any level.

5M Points 10 Points

Score an impressive 5,000,000 points or more in any level.

Autumn Breeze 10 Points

Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 8-1.

Best Buds 10 Points

Beat any 5 levels with 2 or more players. Friends are the best!

Bubble Blast 10 Points

Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 2-3.

Destroying Drones 10 Points

Get a \"Perfect\" in the 13th wave of level 7-1.

Diamond Dust 10 Points

Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 4-4.

Don't Shoot! 10 Points

Beat any standard level with the Pacifist handicap turned on. You have to time-out every wave!

Easily Distracted 10 Points

Squish 100 slimes on the starting screen.

Fast Foes 10 Points

Beat any level with the game sped up by 30%. Use handicaps!

Forest Time Trial 10 Points

Beat level 1-3, including all bonus waves, in 2:00 or less.

Glacier Time Trial 10 Points

Beat level 4-2, including all bonus waves, in 3:00 or less.

Golden Golem 10 Points

Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 9-4.

Grazing Gazelle 10 Points

Graze 100 bullets or more in a single level. Get into the habit of grazing for points!

Jungle Time Trial 10 Points

Beat level 5-2, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.

Lilypad Spin 10 Points

Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 5-1.

Mass Extinction 10 Points

Defeat 10,000 foes in total.

Monoliths Of Power 10 Points

Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 6-4.

Pacifist 10 Points

Beat any 5 levels with the Pacifist handicap turned on. Violence isn't always the answer!

Raining Coins 10 Points

Collect £100,000 from enemies in total.

Razorleaf Storm 10 Points

Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 1-4.

Reverse Psychology 10 Points

Beat any boss with the Pacifist handicap turned on. The boss won't show you the same mercy!

Ruby Rain 10 Points

Get a \"Perfect\" in the 13th wave of level 3-4.

Sky Time Trial 10 Points

Beat level 9-4, including all bonus waves, in 3:00 or less.

Space Time Trial 10 Points

Beat level 10-1, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.

Splitting Asteroids 10 Points

Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 10-2.

Strength In Numbers 10 Points

Beat any boss with 2 or more players. Should be a breeze, right?

The Ace Pilot 10 Points

Defeat 1,337 enemies in total with Lance.

The Cat 10 Points

Get a triple-star rank 3 times with NoLegs.

The Magical Girl 10 Points

Graze 2,000 enemy bullets in total with Natalie.

The Nature Girl 10 Points

Collect 77 diamonds in total with Anna.

The Pirate Knight 10 Points

Pick up £7,000 in total with Matt.

Untouchable 10 Points

Beat any standard level without getting hit at all. Simply try not to get shot.

Volcano Time Trial 10 Points

Beat level 6-3, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.

Weak Players 10 Points

Beat any level with your attack reduced by 30%, and with bullet clearing disabled. Use handicaps!

10M Points 25 Points

Score an amazing 10,000,000 points or more in any level.

Beach Clear 25 Points

Rescue the beached sea creature and complete world 2.

Binging Bear 25 Points

Graze 1000 bullets or more in a single level. Should try this on a higher difficulty setting!

Boss Slayer 25 Points

Defeat all 10 world bosses on Hard difficulty, with at least a B rank for each.

Desert Clear 25 Points

Vandalize an ancient machine and complete world 3.

Forest Clear 25 Points

Tear down the bushy fortress and complete world 1.

Glacier Clear 25 Points

Smash the warrior of ice and complete world 4.

Heavenly Hero 25 Points

Defeat all 10 world bosses on Heavenly difficulty, with at least a B rank for each.

Imperishable 25 Points

Beat any boss without getting hit at all. The best way to do this is to not get hit.

Jungle Clear 25 Points

Eradicate the queen of pests and complete world 5.

Perfect Run 25 Points

Collect all 13 diamonds in any level in one run.

Volcano Clear 25 Points

Burst the giant eyeball and complete world 6.

Armory Clear 50 Points

Nuke the iron behemoth and complete world 7.

Burst Eyeballs 50 Points

Take out 60 of the eyeball boss's small eyes, during a single battle with it. Poke 'em out!

Graveyard Clear 50 Points

Vanquish the beast of nightmares and complete world 8.

Hyper Star 50 Points

Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on Hard difficulty or higher.

Sky Clear 50 Points

Shoot down the guardian of heaven and complete world 9.

Super Star 50 Points

Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on any difficulty.

Space Clear 100 Points

Destroy the ultimate monstrosity and complete world 10.

Ultra Star 100 Points

Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on Heavenly difficulty.

Bullet Heaven 3 [Prototype]

Medals Earned: 16/16 (500/500 points)

Baby Steps 5 Points

Buy your first of many upgrades.

Getting Buff 5 Points

Max out any upgrade type. Some have more levels than others.

Making it Rain 5 Points

Collect 2,000 money or more in any one level. Money multiplier helps.

Whodunnit? 5 Points

Check out and maybe even read the credits.

Blaster Master 10 Points

Get two attack power ups at the same time for massive damage.

Bouncer 10 Points

Reflect 30 bullets with one shield power up. Try not to touch the foes though.

Bushwhacker 10 Points

Kill 1,000 foes dead.

Going Big 25 Points

Get a Total High Score of 300,000 or more.

Totally Shredded 25 Points

Grind a bit and max out all upgrades.

Unperishable 25 Points

Beat any level after level 10 without taking damage.

Warmed Up 25 Points

Beat the first 10 levels.

Going Bigger 50 Points

Get a Total High Score of 1,000,000 or more. Can only be done on Hard Mode.

Hard Mode Complete 50 Points

Beat all 20 levels again on Hard Mode.

Prototype Complete 50 Points

Beat all 20 levels and finish the game.

Hardcore 100 Points

Get an A rank or better in every level on Hard Mode.

Softcore 100 Points

Get an A rank or better in every level.

Bunny Invasion: Easter

Medals Earned: 16/16 (500/500 points)

BULLET SPENDER 5 Points

Use 500 bullets.

DEATH TO THE BUNNIES! 5 Points

Kill 50 bunnies.

FAT WALLET 5 Points

Spend £10,000.

TICK, BOOM! 5 Points

Use a grenade.

AAARGH! 10 Points

Go into RAGE.

BEEP, BOOM! 10 Points

Use a remote explosive.

SEXY ASS 10 Points

Get someone naked!

ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN 25 Points

Kill the bunny man.

HAPPY FUCKING EASTER! 25 Points

Kill the Easter bunny.

JIM THE CONQUEROR 25 Points

Fully Upgrade the assistant.

KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH! 25 Points

Kill the super bunny.

NICE SCORE 50 Points

Get a high score of 10,000,000.

TROPHY BOY 50 Points

Get all trophies!

YIPPEE KAY AY 50 Points

Purchase all weapons.

EXCELLENT SCORE 100 Points

Get a high score of 14,000,000.

SUPER ARSENAL 100 Points

Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!

Burrito Bison

Medals Earned: 8/8 (500/500 points)

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! 25 Points

Get a perfect launch 10 times.

OUTLAW! 25 Points

Squash 100 police officers.

CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! 50 Points

Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.

LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! 50 Points

Go through the arena without touching the ground.

SWEET IMPACT! 50 Points

Reach past the sky's limit!

BUFFED OUT! 100 Points

Upgrade everything to the max!

MIX THE FLAVOURS! 100 Points

Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.

PANTS ON FIRE! 100 Points

Attain a very high speed.

Burrito Bison Revenge

Medals Earned: 5/8 (140/390 points)

The way the cookie crumbles 5 Points

Beat the crap out of the first opponent!

Bad boy, bad! 10 Points

Beat the crap out of the second opponent!

Terminated 25 Points

Beat the crap out of the third opponent!

+99 LCK 50 Points

Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!

Robbing the robbers 50 Points

Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!

To infinity and beyond! 50 Points

Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!

Power junkie 100 Points

Upgrade everything to the max!

Yes, sir! 100 Points

Complete all missions!

Cardiac Snowdrift

Medals Earned: 2/6 (30/155 points)

Ultimate Completion 25 Points

What were once many, are now one large heart monster thing. Thanks to you.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Iron Constitution 10 Points

Spit in the face of oncoming peril like the immovable object you are (unavailable on easy difficulty).

Unanimous Approval 100 Points

Everyone's been very impressed with your performance.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Castle Crashing the Beard

Medals Earned: 6/6 (155/155 points)

Whiskered Away 5 Points

Level Up once.

Fabulous! 25 Points

Reach the maxed out level.

Graven Image 25 Points

Win without hitting a gravestone.

Power Razor 25 Points

Win without losing a life.

The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points

Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)

Beat to a Fulp 50 Points

Defeat The Beard

Castle Guardian

Medals Earned: 12/12 (320/320 points)

Give it a Chance 10 Points

Play for 10 minutes

Halfway there 10 Points

Get to day 10

Money Bags 10 Points

Collect $10,000

Slayer 10 Points

Kill 100 enemies

Completed 25 Points

Complete the game

Full Bestiary 25 Points

Destroy every enemy

Powerhouse 25 Points

Fully Upgrade Strength

Smiter 25 Points

Kill 1000 enemies

Survivor 25 Points

Get 150 kills in survival

Must Get Achievement 50 Points

Collect 50 of the 85 achievements

Achievement Addict 100 Points

Collect every single achievement!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!