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Matt Roszak @matt-likes-swords

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Big EBF5 Update!

Posted by matt-likes-swords - April 1st, 2021


Hey guys, as you know, I’ve been working on the mobile version of Epic Battle Fantasy 5, and this version will be getting some new and exclusive content – an extra 5 weapons for each player, which is 25 in total!


They’re all iconic weapons from big franchises – you’ll surely recognize most of them. I spoke with a copyright lawyer, and it turns out companies can only trademark characters – they can’t trademark the likeness of a basic object such as a weapon. Therefore it’s totally fine for me to use weapons like the Master Sword or Portal Gun in my games.


I’ve always been a big mobile gamer, so I figured that my favourite gaming platform should have the best and most complete version of EBF5. Not everyone has a PC, but you all have phones, right?


Anyway, these powerful weapons will be $11.99 each, and will only be available on April 1st every year. For the rest of the year, they will vanish from your inventory.


I hope you’re as excited about this scam as I am.


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TAKE MY MONEY!

Waooow, and I don't even have to open 45 Weapon Packs for a chance to get one?? That's so generous... Thankyouu...

Noice

ah good ol april fools
always a fun time

Based

Hyped beyond reason!!! Good stuff.

You know I always avoided playing your submissions logged in back in the day.
It was a silly idea. Oh wait it causing me to replay them BEST IDEA EVER!
I had fun with the ones back in 2009 so I think it time to revisit them.
Time get a few long over due medals.

OH and I love Natalie hair of course.

my phone already hates me for what im going to do with it after i get EBF5 on it :>

Let's goooooooooooooo

Good luck I hope it does well!