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Fantastic game!
I've noticed some collision detection problems in fullscreen - if I push into a wall I can start slowly going down through the ground. I'm guessing this might be a rounding error which causes issues on certain stage scales - I had a similar problem in one of my games.

Starblinky responds:

Ahhhhh shit. I actually hadn't even tried the game in full screen! Thanks for that report, I’ll check it out when I get home from work.

And thanks for the review!

Thank you for this.
NFTs and most of crypto is retarded.

Stepford responds:

People need bigger creators like you to say no to that stuff. Thanks homie. ❤️

Thanks for the easy medals.

Little-Rena responds:

Anytime!

What's the secret medal?!

Cyberdevil responds:

Whaaaaaat matt-likes-swords the one and only playing my little game here?! What an epic fantasy moment! :D Thanks for the stars and stopping by and all!

The secret hmm... it may manifest itself if you don't take things too hastily. ;) See something fishy just try clicking on that.

This is awesome. It's so some simple that I can recommend this to anyone, even non-gamers.
I love your animations style.

Butzbo responds:

Wow thanks Matt! and that's really cool to hear! Happy to have more 'accessible' stuff :)

Got 51 seconds. The trick is to stand in the corner and swing away.

I love the sound effects btw, they really stand out.

Edit: Ooops, didn't realise there was more than one level! Honestly thought that was the whole game.

jontopielski responds:

51 seconds on first level?

Very stylish game with super smooth animations.
As someone who might go for all of the achievements - is there a way to restart a level very quickly?

Also how do you make your text look so good without filters? Is it a custom font, or some other trick to get the nice outlines?

TomFulp responds:

The map fonts were custom made by JohnnyUtah, so the outlines are just baked into the art.

I just made an update so in the factory, you can press R to reset and M to return to the map. These only work on desktop at the moment... Thinking of a reset button in the top corner on mobile but it would probably have to go away before you shoot stuff... I worry about people bumping it.

This is like some cruel prank to give to your friends.
No achievements for me this time.

Wiesi responds:

Yeah, this game is pretty much like my other game "Bullriding Explosive" which is sort of impossible to master lol (well the problem is that it was much slower when i made it, but on modern pc's it's way too fast)

Huh, I never played this one when it originally came out.
Very cool, maybe my favourite so far out of all the shark games.
The CRT filter is a really small thing that I feel adds a lot of style to the game.

But I gotta admit I used an auto clicker for the 5 second achievements - those seem impossible for humans to do. Maybe this game ran slower on computers from 2013?

Wiesi responds:

Hey thanks a lot for playing and reviewing! I feel honored! :)

I didn't realise you made so many games after the main Shark series!
I love achievements, so it looks like I'm gonna have to play them all!

Wiesi responds:

Yeah this is one of two Shark Pinballs.. The second one is even available on Android for free!

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